Better Sex After Lasik Eye Surgery

Better Sex After Lasik Eye Surgery

Reported by various lasik candidates who underwent Lasik

This is one such story . All names have been changed to protect privacy. May contain adult content.

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Fred rolled over onto his back and wiped his brow with the tip of his fingers.

“I’m sorry,” he apologized to his wife. “I just can’t see.”

“That’s okay,” Melissa said, kissing him on the cheek. “You are still my hero.”

Fred smiled.

“Thanks. But I just can’t get into it with my eyes failing me.”

He rolled over and grabbed his glasses off of the nightstand. He put them on his face and lifted himself up, propping up his pillows so he could sit up in bed.

Being all worked up now for his lack of performance, he knew he wasn’t going to be able to sleep, so he grabbed his book and started to read. In minutes, Melissa was asleep. Fred put the book away and watched her for a few minutes before noticing something at the foot of the bed out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head to look and standing before him was a tall man with a big L on his chest.

He thought for a minute that he was dreaming. He rubbed his eyes.

“Who are you?”

“I’m Laserman,” said the man, “and I’m here to make your eyes better.”

“I think my eyes are fine,” said Fred.

“You didn’t think so a few minutes ago,” said Laserman, raising a finger into the air.

Laserman walked around to the side of the bed on Fred’s side, who flinched and tried to get away but bumped into his sleeping wife. Laserman touched Fred’s eyes with his finger, pulling off the glasses in the process and placing them on the night stand. Instantly, Fred noticed a difference in his vision.

Things started to come into clearer focus. Things that once had been blurry were now clear as day. Objects that appeared to move or bounce within his line of vision stood still.

“You should have no problem making love to your wife now, Fred,” Laserman said.

Fred turned around to thank the man, but when he did Laserman was gone. His wife opened her eyes.

“Who are you talking to?” she asked.

“No one, dear. Let’s make love.”

“Not right now. I’m sleeping.”

 

Fred crawled under the covers with Melissa and began to play with her woman parts, getting her aroused. To his surprise, she responded the way he wanted. In less than a minute he was enjoying himself, and so was she, fully awake. Afterward, Melissa put a big smile on her face.

“Wow!” she said. “That was a sudden change.”

“I know,” said Fred. “Thanks to Laserman, I can now enjoy all the pleasures of married life.

“Who?” Melissa asked.

Fred caught himself.

“Nevermind,” he said, lying his head on his pillow. In a few short seconds, he was asleep. Three weeks later, he came home from work and Melissa met him at the door with the biggest smile on her face. Fred stopped, wondering what she was up to. Before he enter the front door, Melissa threw her arms around him and kissed his lips.

“I’m expecting,” she said.

Fred’s jaw dropped.

“Really?”

“Yes,” Melissa bounced with joyful expressions. “I took the test today.”

Fred grabbed Melissa’s hand and led her to his car in the garage.

“Time to celebrate,” he said. “And to say thanks to Laserman.”

It is a piece of fiction written with an artistic license. Individual results of lasik eye surgery vary. This article on lasik eye surgery is for informational and entertainment purposes only.

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Written by Rajesh Khanna, MD

Los Angeles Lasik Surgeon Rajesh Khanna MD is a recognized pioneer in Presbyopic Implants for correction of aging eyes. He has popularized Cornea Cross Linking and Intacs forKeratoconus. He is an Expert Cataract, Pterygium Eye Surgeon, A Cornea Specialist he performs Laser Corneal Transplants, DMEK, DSEK and DALK. Rajesh Khanna MD is a well known medical writer. He has published the bestseller "The miracle of Pi in Eye".He is also a columnist for the newspaper Acorn. Dr.Khanna also hosts "Medical Magic". In his spare time he hikes with his family and German Shepard or does yoga. He also plays field hockey and loves swimming.